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| 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.: "People don't go around bumping off all of their unfavourite teachers."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.:
I touched the computer. o_o
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Sex.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is::
o9:12pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?:
o9:11pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Music~
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
Getting food from my mother~
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?:
The person I stole this from deviantART profile~
9. What are you wearing?:
A white top and pj bottoms.
10. Did you dream last night?:
Nothing good~
11. When did you last laugh?:
When I was on the phone with Rene.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Posters and random cut up shit I've glued to it. And art~
13. Seen anything weird lately?:
A fith grader that's totally gawthic.
14. What do you think of this quiz?:
Nothing?
15. What is the last film you saw?:
Saw III
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?:
Alotta jewerly and clothes, then internet shit. And then give alot away to animal places.
17.Tell me a few things about you that I don't know:
I didn't have friends 'till middle school. XD
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
That it fails SOON!
19. Do you like to dance?:
When I'm alone~
20. George Bush:
I love him, I want his babies~
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Alice.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Salom or something werid.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?:
?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?:
I doubt I'm going there. xD
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| If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 21 to 29 you're normal.
If you get 11 to 20 you're almost fearless.
If you get 10 or less you're fearless.
People who don't have any are jerks who want people to think they are tough stuff.
Everyone fears something...
I fear...
[x] the dark (When it randomly comes)
[] being single forever
[] being myself in front of others
[x] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] black cats
[] birds
[] fish
[] ants
[] driving
[x] flying (Alone)
[] flowers or other plants
[x] being touched (Some times)
[x] fire (When it's around my hair)
[x] dark water
[] the ocean
[x] failure
[] success
[x] thunder/lightning (But I like it. o_O)
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriend/girlfriend's or (ex) boyfriend/girlfriend's dad
[] my boyfriend/girlfriend's or (ex) boyfriend/girlfriend's mom
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places (Sometimes)
[] snow
[] rain
[] my mom
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[x] cemeteries at night (But it's a fear I like)
[] clowns
[x] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[x] death
[x] dying alone
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[x] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[x] doctors
[x] dentists
[x] tornadoes (But it's a fear I like...)
[x] hurricanes (Fear I like)
[x] diseases
[] snakes
[] sharks
[x] guns (When being held by others.)
[x] hospitals (If I'm there for something)
[] friday the 13th
[x] being stuck where you are
[x] ghosts (But I like them, not when they throw things though...D:<)
[] halloween
[x] school
[] trains or railroads
[x] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[x] being alone at night (Sometimes)
[x] being blind
[x] being deaf
[x] growing up (Sometimes)
[x] monsters under my bed
[x] creepy noises in the night.
[] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] blood
[x] someone you love or care about getting hurt
[x] someone you love or care about hurting you
[x] losing a love
[x] spiders (One bit my face, so yeah. I don't run away from them though, just like smash them, over and over and over. o_o)
[x] feet
[] needles
[] falling down the stairs
[] drowning
[] ladders
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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (No, what is it? D8 )
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 4
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total = 1
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 7
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 5
African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 6
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 6
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total = 1
American
[x] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 4
I'm German, Russian, Japanese and French~ xD
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If you go over 45, you're a bad influence. What the fuck is wrong for you.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
*Rules
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones.
If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 8
1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 10
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 8
1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. own(ed) a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 5
1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 9
1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 6
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 7
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated on someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harrassed.
10. been verbally harrassed.
TOTAL: 6
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 8
Total that bitch up!
I'm a 70 - apparently you should keep your children and elderly away from me. | | |
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[ ] You have to make your bed every day
[ ]You have to do chores.
[ ] You have a time that i have to get off the phone and computer
[ ] You have a bedtime. (sometimes)
[ ] You have to earn your money.
[ ] You can't have friends over unless your room is clean
[] You can't have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[] You can't be friends with someone unless your parents know them.
TOTAL: 0
[ ] You can't go shopping by yourself.
[ ] You have to look for "good deals" on clothes, otherwise you can't buy it.
[ ] Your mom tells you what to wear.
TOTAL: 0
[ ] You get grounded for stupid things.
[ ] You have a time limit for the computer/video games/tv.
[ ] You have to get along with your sibling(s) otherwise you get grounded
[ ] You have to share your room
TOTAL: 0
[ ] You have to ask to go to a party/friends house in a few days advance.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without a parent/adult.
[ ] You can't stay home alone.
[ ] You have a babysitter
.
TOTAL: 0
[ ] You're not allowed to have a tv/gaming system in your room.
[ ] You can't be on the computer without someone watching your every move.
[ ] You can't have a door in your bedroom
TOTAL: 0
[ ] Your parents get mad if you don't want to do something simple that they ask.
[ ] You can't swim without an adult watching you.
[ ] You can't have a friend of the opposite sex over, unless they are family.
TOTAL: 0
Total = 0
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